Funny MSN Quotes: The funniest, weirdest quotes for MSN
Welcome to Funny
MSN Quotes. Here you'll not just find links to some cool
quotes for MSN, but resources to MSN Names, Nickname generatotrs,
MSN emoticons and Smileys to download! Browse through the page and
have fun with your MSN Messenger.
To begin with,
here are a collection of funniest MSN quotes.
~*~Girls
are like playdough, fun to play with, not to eat!~*~
~*~Guys
are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table!~*~
~*~Walkin
down the street, feelin' the cool breeze, all da hotties heads turn
90 degrees, struttin' my stuff, and shakin' my booty, no one can
replace this li'l cutie!~*~
~*~Da
scene is hustlin', bustlin', inside the club is jumpin', champaigne
be bubblin', Da music be pumpin', and then -Boom- silence, me n'
my girls walk in~*~
~*~Diamonds
are pretty, so are pearls, but nothing compares to us Regina girlz!~*~
(Yeah go Regina!)
~*~Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm 100% Princess, what the
heck are you?~*~
~*~Roses
are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty... what happened to
you?!~*~
~*~I
have all the answers, but I never said they were right~*~
~*~If
you're drinking apple juice, and it's warm, odds are that ain't
apple juice :S~*~
~*~What
does it mean when a guy is gasping for air and screaming your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough!~*~
~*~What
happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
~*~You
were so cute as a baby... what the hell happened?~*~
~*~If
your nice, you can call me sweety, if you're sweet, you can call
me hunny, if you're hott, you can call me tonight~*~
~*~Laundry
is the only thing that should be seperated by color~*~(doqn with
racism!!!)
~*~I
tried to sniff coke once... but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose!!!~*~
~*~Remember
my name, remember my face, cuz there ain't no otha hunny that can
take my place!~*~
~*~I
look like an angel, act like one too, but you never know what this
angel might do~*~
~*~If
you hate me, I love you too, it ain't my fault that I'm cuter than
you!!~*~
~*~Milk
does the body good but DAMN girl how much did you drink?~*~
~*~If
you climb up the ladder to success, don't let the guys look up your
dress, they say your cute, they say your fine, but nine months later
they say "It's not mine!!"~*~
~*~Guys
are a lot like Bank Accounts, if they don't have a lot of money,
they don't generate a lot of interest~*~
~*~
Money talks... but all mine ever says is "Good-bye"~*~
Other Links to resources
with funny MSN quotes.
Forward
Garden MSN Quotes
Over 1000 MSN forwards and several thousands of funny MSN Quotes.
Internet's largest database of jokes, stories, opinions, and other
user-supplied content that you can email to your friends. Users
are free to post non-copyrighted material. Our opinion-sharing technology
makes it easy. It's all 100% FREE. Have fun!!
Cool
MSN Names
The internet's best resource for msn names and nicks
Fire
Hot MSN Quotes
One great resource to get your MSN Quote. It has thousands of quotes
in categories like categorized American Idol, Away messages, Deep
Thoughts, Flirty, Friendship, Fun & Random
Girls Rock, Heartbreak, Insults, Jokes, Love, Movie Quotes, New
Quotes, Poems, Questions and Song Lyrics.
The
best MSN Away Messages
A good collection of user submitted MSN Away Messages. Sample
this: I'm currently avoiding someone, and
if i dont answer you back, IT'S YOU!
MSN
Insult Quotes
Hmm....here's a sample: There is no 'I'
in slut but there is a 'U'!
Nick's
funny MSN Quotes
A collection of wierd and
funny MSN Quotes
Kristin's
Msn Names+ Msn Quotes
Easily, the collection of the wierdest MSN Names. Quotes also available.
GoodQuotes.com
A comprehensive site of wonderful quotes in categories like: Stupid
Quotes, Proverbs, Mistranslation, Silly Quotes, Pickup Lines, Taglines,
Celebrity Quotes, Gravestones, Bumper Stickers, Famous Last Words,
Murphy's Laws, Answering Machine, Funny Thoughts, Misc Quotes.
Guys
are like...MSN Quotes
An entire range of "Guys are Like..." quotes. Guys
are like roses. They are absolutely
gorgeous, but watch out for the pricks!
Bash.Org
The biggest database of the funniest chats of the ICQ. An example
is below:
<Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter
be?
<JtHM> |<----------------------------->|
<JtHM> (not to scale)
Big
MSN Nickname generator
Type a nick of up to 15 characters (A-Z) in the "Text"
field and press Generate. The MSN nickname will be created for you
MSN
Nickname Generators
Bored with using your real name to sign into Messenger? Tried every
possible oneliner to get noticed? Here are slashy flashy super trooper
generators whichl come up with a nickname that will rock, knock
and shock all your MSN buddies!
MSN nickname tips
and tricks
Cool tips and tricks for blank nicknames, multiline nicknames and
more workarounds!
Free Emotions for
MSN to Download:
Customize
your MSN
MSN Emoticons & MSN
Emotions Categories. Plus a Forum for Emoticon and Smiley freaks
Emotion Categories: 3D, Aliens, Animals, Angry, Body Parts,
Celebrities, Christmas, Clown, Fingers, Fun, Games, Halloween, Miscellaneous,
Objects, People, Text, Toons, Trademark, War, Windows
Get
emotions
The brand new msn emotions site. Are you tired of the same old images
and skins? if so, then this is for you. 13 categories, MSN skins
plus tips on how to add emotions.
Emotion Categories: Standard, Letters, 3D, Pokemon, Alien,
Halloween, Fun, Ice, Old, Brands, Kiss, Misc Emotions, Misc Emotions
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MSN Emotions
MSN Emotions.info offers free MSN Emotions and MSN Messenger Emoticons
and Smileys. It offers free MSN Emotions from Halloween themed MSN
Emotions to Weather themed MSN Emotions.
Emotion Categories:
Standard, 3D, Alien, Animals, Arrows, Body Parts, Celebrities, Christmas,
Flags, Food, Games, Habbo, Halloween, Ice, Kiss, Letters, Logos,
Misc, Pokemon, Religious, SARS, Smileys
http://www.mess.be/
11000 free MSN Smileys and Emoticons. All user submitted.
Easily the biggest MSN emotions resource. You can upload your own
creations too!
make your friends laugh, mad and
for sure jealous!
How to Install
MSN Emotions?
Installing
MSN Emotions
1) Download and save the image to your computer.
2) Open MSN Messenger. If you have not got the latest version yet,
download it from Messenger's Official Website (http://messenger.msn.com/).
3) Find "Tools" on the top menu, before scrolling down
and selecting "Create Emoticons".
4) In the new window click "Add".
5) Next, click "Find Image" and locate one of the MSN
emotions you saved.
6) Enter a keyboard shortcut and (optional) a name.
7) Well done! Your MSN Emotions have been installed!
How to Create MSN
Emotions ?
MSN Emotions can be
created using a image editing software like Adobe Photoshop. To
view a quick tutorial on how to do that, click
here.
Other Emotions
for MSN Resources
http://www.msnmessenger-download.com/
Official MSN Messenger download site
http://messenger.msn.com/Resource/Emoticons.aspx
The official MSN emotions list with keyboard short-cuts.
http://www.mess.be/
The ultimate resource for MSN Messenger addons, skins, tricks and
secrets (Windows Messenger included!)
MSN
Emotions FAQ
The most comprehensive
FAQ on MSN emotions
MSN
Emotions Forum
Discuss all topics you would like to about MSN Messenger.
Photoshop
Tutorial to create MSN Emotions and Emoticons
Tutorial to create your own MSN Emoticons using Photoshop!
Official
help for MSN Messenger
Official MSN Messenger help
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